Face it, most harnesses for people look good on an underwear model.

You are not an underwear model.

But you are a dog, a beast of burden, or a sequestered cat stripped of its pride. and animals have to pull. We have these two legs and bodies; sometimes they cooperate, and sometimes they do not.

As you can tell from the rest of this site, we specialize in the not.

I am from Russia— not a popular place, eh? Not me, my parents, or their parents, but THEIR Parents, yes, they came here, and I have the name. It’s too difficult to pronounce. But a husky, hey, it’s in my blood, and I know harnesses. I hope you enjoy them as much as I’ve enjoyed making them. This makes for over 20 years of this design. I’ve worn mine to sleep hundreds of times. From the USA, with much love.

This is a harness you can sit down in cross-legged, on all fours, or stand up if you are to be so bold. It follows the body in any and all positions; it remains in touch. It is intimate in the ways that human torsos share in common large and small… that dip in the spine in the back, you know, the one I’m talking about. How about a nice cold sled pull ring resting there, ready to be tied in?

As a side effect during the development of all this, I realized this was a platform I could mount things to. Things like… what’s between the legs. The very first thing they lose control of. Why squander an opportunity to encase, protect, and… inhibit?

Low-cost centerpiece attachments.

Different body shapes, different desires. I make over a half dozen models.

Why pay a fortune for one little change? This system is inexpensive and allows you to experiment with any model you want, guaranteed to work with your existing penis tube to cut costs.

The system is completely modular; one tube fits all cup pieces. Most dicks fit this penis tube; it measures 1.5” / 38MM I.D. and has been chemically treated to have a surface similar to glass. An almost frictionless experience until the usual fluids build as a result of hopefully intense abuse of the best kind. Keep them loving it and wanting to beg for more. Accommodates lengths up to 9”, although it does bend down, and if you cannot bend down, this is not the model for you. See my carry-up version coming soon, you lucky bastard. :)

Gotta keep ‘em separated

Coming soon.

No, I’m waiting on the torso mannequin so I can take pictures. I did not sign on to this to be a model. :)

This is perhaps the last harness you’ll ever need to buy.

The Mark III. Neat design, but it requires a gel liner to prevent skin from poking through the gaps; it will cause edema (temporary fluid buildup like a blister) overnight if that is not used. Underwear suffices but do you want to wear underwear under such wonderful hardware? Go with the gel liner. It’s made to be.

Sometimes it looks good, but it works for crap. Don’t you want to do business with a company willing to show you its failures? Version 2, 3, and 4 just don’t end.